Pat Kelly
CCA Member
Okay, the server is back up.
Sorry for the delay.
Sure put a hurting on our post numbers. LOL
Sorry for the delay.
Sure put a hurting on our post numbers. LOL
Dear Madame President:
As you are unquestionably the Supreme Sovereign of the CCA, it is abundantly clear that you bear full responsibility for all aspects of its otherwise faultless operation, reliable functionality and esteemed public regard. That being said, rumor has it that you are not only responsible in principle for the recent two-day outage of the CCA website, but that you are bear physical responsibility for this unprecedented outrage as well. Current debate has it that you either:
1) spilled your latte into the server whilst attempting to turn it into an Irish coffee;
2) overloaded it with imagery from adult websites;
3) dropped it while attempting to move it to make room for installation of the new jacuzzi surreptitiously provided in exchange for granting special access to a certain ACA sponsor;
4) failed or were unable to pay the service provider due to a penchant for on-line poker;
5) allowed security to be compromised due to cordial relations with a saboteur from a Jersey-based cichlid association;
6) overfilled a tank that was resting atop the server and fryed it.
While we may only hope that these are false and baseless allegations, any repetition of circumstance like that recently borne by the entire CCA membership and indeed all whom comprise the Global Cichlid Confederacy is unthinkable. I trust that this will not be the case.
Devotedly,
Gun Gadin